1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,240 ["I Got Friends" playing] 2 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,600 ♪ That's right ♪ 3 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,920 ♪ I got a little funny doggy With a little furry collar ♪ 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,920 ♪ Set your name straight Right on it, right now ♪ 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,320 ♪ Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooh ♪ 6 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,400 ♪ Woo-hoo! I know a disco kitten named Minnie ♪ 7 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,080 ♪ She'll put a new smile in your necktie That's right ♪ 8 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,920 ♪ Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooh ♪ 9 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,240 ♪ I know a little guy With a limp and a club foot ♪ 10 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,840 ♪ That can… Get you from A to B and… ♪ 11 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,400 ♪ Before you can turn the light off ♪ 12 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,320 ♪ I know a guy In a drop-top convertible ♪ 13 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,160 [lift bell pings] 14 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,080 There you go. That's been flushed, cut, cured. 15 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,120 It's ready to smoke, that. 16 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,480 - How much you got? - Shitloads of the stuff. 17 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,800 Unit's full to bursting. We're harvesting it all now. 18 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,800 Here y'are. Got you a sample there. 19 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,320 Do I look like a man who smokes weed? 20 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,040 I dunno. What does a man who smokes weed look like? 21 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,240 You. 22 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,400 [chuckles] 23 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,160 Last time I smoked a joint, 24 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,680 - I was wearing short trousers. - Yeah? 25 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,360 Summer, was it? Eh? 26 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,760 Sunny day? [chuckles] 27 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,600 - [coughs] - Yeah? 28 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,200 Go… Yeah, go easy on it, though, 'cause it's strong. 29 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,040 - I've had a... - I'm fine. 30 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,640 Smashed out of my head, d'you know what I mean? 31 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,000 Sell it. 32 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,760 - Sell it? - All of it. 33 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,320 No, I… I can't sell… 'Cause I'm a local weed dealer. 34 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,520 I only know a few people. 35 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,360 I invested. 36 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:09,720 Now I need a return. 37 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:12,360 [softly] All right. 38 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,520 [grunts softly] 39 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,680 - Are you all right? - [sighs] 40 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,160 ["Money" playing] 41 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,040 You're just gonna have to ride it out, man. 42 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,600 Ten, twenty minutes. 43 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,200 You need, like, a cold surface. 44 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,840 And, like, a Crunchie or a… 45 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,120 ♪ The best things in life are free… ♪ 46 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,880 - What you doing this weekend? - Going to that festival. Chillfest. 47 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,600 - Amazing, why, who's playing? - No idea. 48 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,080 I'm going to get slaughtered in a field. [giggles] 49 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,160 - A festival? - A festival. 50 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,960 A festival? A festival, yeah. 51 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,120 - As in? - As in a festival, you bellends. 52 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,360 Are you out of your mind? 53 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,600 Just think about it. It's the perfect solution. 54 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,800 We've got a shitload of weed to get rid of here. 55 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,400 What's better than a field literally full of pot-heads? 56 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,800 - We don't have a field. Or any bands. - Or any toilets. 57 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,400 We'll get a field, we'll get a band and we'll… 58 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,400 get some toilets. 59 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,880 I think that's a great idea. I love getting twatted in a field. 60 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,800 - What are you doing? - Well, that's me, raving. 61 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,520 - Is that how you rave? - Yeah. 62 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,560 Jesus, it looks like a fucking seizure. 63 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,600 Wait. There's an easier way. 64 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,240 - Yeah? Being? - B-Budapest. 65 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,280 - Fucking Budapest? Go on. - Yeah. 66 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,040 Massive weed shortage. They can't get their hands on the stuff. 67 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,360 - Who's told you that? - My chiropodist, Kelvin. 68 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,840 - Fucking mind boggles. - Fuck me gently. 69 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,080 I've got it. The bloke with the jowls. 70 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,240 The fat… The fat face jowls. Remember? 71 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,960 He's got a lock-up, six doors down from the weed grow. Welsh lad, yes? 72 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,920 - [gasps] Yes. - Got it, yeah. 73 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,640 We were waiting for you lot one day and this guy pulls up. 74 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,200 Personalised reg, gold on every finger and he says… 75 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,440 Are you lost? Can I help? 76 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,360 I mean, he is fucking full of it. 77 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,600 Right fucking show-off. What's his name? 78 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,280 - Styles. - Styles. That's it, because he says… 79 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,120 Styles by name. Styles by nature. 80 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,440 - Bellend. - You're not wrong, yeah. 81 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:20,480 Anyway, he's bragging about his business, tells us he's into… 82 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,800 Beer festivals. Foodie Fridays. 83 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,320 Where there's nosh, there's dosh. 84 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,520 Started out in Eisteddfods, but… 85 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,560 I outgrew Wales. 86 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,520 [Tommo] He shows us inside. We're talking beer tents, 87 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,520 beer pumps, the works. Fair do's, it were impressive. 88 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,120 - Took a real shine to Erin. - And what's your name? 89 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,720 Erin. 90 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,080 [speaks Welsh] Beautiful name. 91 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,400 Comes from the word Eros, meaning love. 92 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,720 - Does it? - You're a lucky man, Tommo. 93 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,920 You've got a beautiful woman. 94 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,040 Well, unless, this is… 95 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,800 No, no, no neither of them, actually. 96 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,520 Most I've had's a drunken lick. 97 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,200 [Erin] Er, not with me, you haven't. 98 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,880 Yeah, I don't remember that. 99 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,560 To be honest, I don't know why I said that. I was showing off. 100 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,360 Oh, well this is perfect, then, innit? 101 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,280 Let's just rip this knobhead off. That's half the festival sorted. 102 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,080 Yeah. He absolutely deserves it. 103 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:12,760 Yes, yes. Yes, but, there's er… one tiny little problem. 104 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:16,240 Have a gander. Eagle eyes. You wanna get this. 105 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,720 Anyone breaks in, sends a message straight to your iPhone. Look. 106 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,040 Nine, nine, nine. Dibble coming running. 107 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,760 [chuckles] I know. 108 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,040 There we have it. We need his phone firmly turned off. 109 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,080 We need him very… very… 110 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,880 distracted. 111 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,840 Nah, you… you are kidding me. 112 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:40,560 - No, she's not doing that. - Dylan, I can speak for myself. 113 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,400 All right, I'll do it. 114 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,880 But I'm not doing anything until we've got a venue. 115 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,880 A festival? Here? 116 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:52,000 - Yeah. - Fucking Tilly and Tarquin. 117 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,520 Fucking bank of mum and dad. 118 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,320 Never done a proper day's work in their lives. 119 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:01,600 With their oversized sunglasses and their fucking designer wellies! 120 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,600 [in posh voice] "Oh, let's bring down the government." 121 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,040 "Let all the immigrants in." 122 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,920 "Why can't we all live in peace and harmony?" 123 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,640 [normal voice] Because we fucking can't! 124 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,160 And no amount of flowers 125 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:19,040 that you put in your fucking middle-class, henna'd, fucking hair 126 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,080 is gonna change that! 127 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,120 [in posh voice] "Would anybody like a disco biscuit?" 128 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,320 [mimics techno music] 129 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,320 [normal voice] Fuck off! 130 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:38,320 ["Green Onions" playing] 131 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,360 Ta-da. Flatbed truck. JCB. 132 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,960 - You're a legend, man. - Where've you got these from, you? 133 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,600 - My mate, Demolition Dave. - Does he work in demolition? 134 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,520 Yeah. And his name's Dave. 135 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,200 Listen, we need to get down there. 136 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,600 As soon as we get the call from Erin, it's on, all right? 137 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,880 Grand, yeah. 138 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,280 C-Cardi, come here. 139 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,400 [siren wailing in distance] 140 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,320 Do you know what you're doing? 141 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,360 Yeah, circle the block, eyes and ears. 142 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,200 That's right. What else? 143 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,800 Oh, er, don't put it in turbo boost. 144 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,520 Don't put it in turbo boost. 145 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,280 Cardi, if you see anyone, you call me. 146 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,080 - Yeah. - Fucking hell. 147 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,000 - Erin. - Hi. 148 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,560 - [speaks Welsh] Angel. - Oh! 149 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,200 - Even more stunning than I remember. - Aw, Steff. 150 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,960 You're looking good. 151 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,280 [scoffs] This old thing? [chuckles] 152 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,640 So, here we are. 153 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:35,120 The owner is a very close personal friend of mine. 154 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,760 He'll look after us this evening. 155 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,720 I know. Come in. Come in. Come inside. 156 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,560 - Oh, a gentleman. - [chuckles] 157 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,880 - [mobile rings] - Right, this could be her, this. 158 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,560 - Hello? - Vin, it's Vanessa. 159 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,280 Oh! I, I'm in a tunnel, Vanessa. 160 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,160 I'll have to call you back in a bit. It's a bad reception, love. 161 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,320 - Who's that? - It's me dad's girlfriend. 162 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,440 Enabler. Whatever you wanna call her. She'll be after money. 163 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,960 To wonderful company. [speaks Welsh] 164 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,360 Cheers? Cheers. 165 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,160 [chuckles] 166 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,400 Ooh. Oh, that's like… 167 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,480 like bathing your tongue in the juices of a princess. 168 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,560 Metaphorical. 169 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,880 Yeah. Of course. 170 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,960 Now, I'm gonna turn this off. 171 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,600 I don't know about you, Steff, but I hate phones being on in restaurants. 172 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,880 My sentiments exactly. 173 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,720 I just think it's really important for us to… 174 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:37,720 stay in the zone, you know, 175 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:39,400 not be distracted. 176 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,480 Mine's already off, my dear. 177 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:49,520 - Okay. [laughs] - Cheers. 178 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,320 - Cheers. - [chuckles] 179 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,480 ♪ This place ♪ 180 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,800 ♪ Is coming like a ghost town ♪ 181 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,680 Right, get going. But whatever you do, don't hang about. Right. Bye. 182 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:10,480 ♪ Do you remember the good old days Before the ghost town?… ♪ 183 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,120 [Vinnie] What the fuck are these three… Three tanks? 184 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,600 - [Ash] Why's he got three tanks? - [Vinnie] Did you mean 6B? 185 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,600 - This is six. 6B's next door. - [Tommo] Could be. 186 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,400 [Vinnie] How the fuck can you not remember? 187 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,360 [Tommo] Why the fuck would I remember? Get that out of me face. 188 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,240 6. 6B. Just call it 6 and 7. 189 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,800 - [mobile rings] - [Vinnie] Shit. Fuck off, Vanessa. 190 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,560 Right. Oi. Oi! 191 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,200 Go and get your JCB. Gonna smash through that wall. 192 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,280 [JJ] Through that wall? 193 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,480 - ♪ This town ♪ - ♪ Town… ♪ 194 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,080 Ah, fuck! 195 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,600 [officer] The hell are you doing? 196 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:51,000 Come quick. There's a m-man with a… [sputters] 197 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,520 - Machete? - No, no, a m-m-m… 198 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,480 - Machine gun? - No, a m-m-m… 199 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,160 S-snake! 200 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,600 - Cardi? - C-Cops. You have to hurry. 201 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,920 Where the fuck… Where are they? 202 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,320 I'm leading 'em away. I told 'em I'd seen a snake man. 203 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,000 - What do you mean, a snake man? - A man with a snake. Hurry up! 204 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,040 Fucking snake man. Do you know what I mean? 205 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,480 What's he doing, him? Oi. oi. Oi! 206 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:20,200 - What the fuck are you doing? - Does it look like I'm fucking stalling? 207 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,480 Yeah, it looks like you're having it caj, dude. 208 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,640 Sparking fags. What do you think it is? Miami Vice? 209 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,040 Get the fuck off. What are you supposed to be? 210 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,800 Decoration? Come the fuck on. 211 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,400 Oh! Oh, yes. 212 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,640 Oh, Erin. 213 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:36,960 Oh. 214 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,040 Oh. Oh! 215 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,800 Oh, shit! 216 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,480 Oh, please don't be broken. 217 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,200 [chiming] 218 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,680 Fuck! Shit. 219 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,080 Fuck! Shit! Shit! Shit! 220 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,080 [Cardi] Just here. He was down here. 221 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:59,040 - The snake man. He's down there. - What shall we do him for? 222 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,960 Anything you like. 223 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:04,240 - [siren blares] - Whoa. Whoa. What you doing that for? 224 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,920 [siren blares] 225 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,520 Go on, JJ. 226 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,840 [reversing alarm beeping] 227 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,360 Fuck. 228 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,560 - [Ash] Are you all right? - Yeah. 229 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,040 Thank fuck for that. 230 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,000 Oh, shit. 231 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,240 All right, boys. [exhales] 232 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,040 Let's steal some stuff. Ugh! 233 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,520 - Hey! - I'm being robbed. Bloody robbed. 234 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,920 - You're joking. - No, I'm not. 235 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,120 - [Erin] No! - [line ringing] 236 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,440 Police! 237 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,000 Look, yes, I'm being robbed. Right this minute. 238 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,200 I've seen 'em on CCTV. They're in my premises and they're robbing me. 239 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,240 - Shit. - Steffan. 240 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,360 Steffan. 241 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,000 No, not Steve. Steffan. It's Welsh. 242 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,920 Just hurry the fuck up. Just grab anything you can. 243 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,480 We should go, we've got enough. 244 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,720 - Can I have this? - What do you want that for? 245 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,200 - I really like it. - Just take it. Fuck. 246 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,720 - [mobile rings] - Fuck off, Vanessa. Jesus Christ. 247 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,520 Erin? 248 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,240 He knows. Vin, he knows. 249 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,640 He's calling the police. 250 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,320 All right. All right. We need to leave right now. 251 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,560 We need to leave. JJ, Come on! Come on! 252 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,080 In the JCB! 253 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,480 Come on. We need to go now, boys. 254 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,760 ♪ Is this real or is it just life? ♪ 255 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,440 ♪ I can't do this forever I can't do this forever… ♪ 256 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,080 - [sirens blare] - Bloody hell! Jesus! 257 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,720 I don't know why you're nicking me 258 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,680 when there's a fucking snake man on t'loose. 259 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,680 ♪ We don't wanna know The police are coming ♪ 260 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,720 [Tommo] Jesus Christ! 261 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,240 It's about as comfy as a Ryanair flight, this is. 262 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,880 Fucking… Slow down! 263 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,320 Fuck! No, no, no! 264 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,680 Dude, you really want that thing, don't you? 265 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:56,200 It reminds me of happier times. Fuck… me! 266 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,720 - Erin. Want a lift? - Nah, you're all right, ta. 267 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,880 - He's still cut up, you know. Jake. - Yeah, I know. 268 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,960 - I can't chat, I've got to… - Erin! Goddess, wait! 269 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,120 Shit! Can you take me home? 270 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,040 Yeah, yeah. 271 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,240 [tyres screech] 272 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:18,080 Vanessa. Look, whatever it is, I don't care. I don't give a shit. 273 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,520 - It's your dad, Vin. - I don't care, Vanessa! 274 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,920 For fuck's sake. 275 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,080 Dude, will you slow the fuck down? 276 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,200 [Ash] The pigs won't be far behind! 277 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,320 - Oh, shit! That's not good. - No. No. No, no, no, no, no. 278 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,720 - Bollocks! - [car horn blares] 279 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,680 Don't you fucking dare. 280 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,640 Argh! 281 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,280 - Shit! Oh, my God. - [shop alarm blares] 282 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,280 - Shit. - Shit. 283 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,160 [Dylan] Right, will you stop gawping, Ash, put your fucking foot down! 284 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,480 - [mobile phone rings] - For fuck's sake. 285 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,720 What? 286 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,720 It, it's your dad, Vin. 287 00:13:58,800 --> 00:13:59,920 I think he's killed himself. 288 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,240 I told him it were over, but he wouldn't have it. 289 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,880 He kept turning up at my house, making all sorts of threats, 290 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,880 and then tonight he calls me and tells me he's gonna kill himself. 291 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,200 And then he hangs up and I've called and called but there's no reply. 292 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,280 What if he's… [sobs] 293 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,240 D-Dad? 294 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,520 Dad? 295 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,640 - Dad? - [whimpers] 296 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:44,120 - It's all right. Come here. - Oh, Vinnie. 297 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,480 [tearfully] I still love her. 298 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,160 [melancholy violin music] 299 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,240 It's all right. Shh. 300 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,520 It's all right. It's all right. 301 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,720 [melancholy violin music continues] 302 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,960 Erin? 303 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,880 - Are you okay? - Just call the police. 304 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,720 Wh-Wh-What? 305 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,920 Sugar, just call the police. 306 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,400 [coughs] 307 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,320 One wallet. 308 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,840 One boiled egg. Cracked. 309 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,920 One 50%-off voucher for Pita Pata kebab shop. 310 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,600 One troll. 311 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:20,080 And, erm, three choco bars. 312 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,480 All correct? 313 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,120 D-D-Didn't I have a D-Double D-Decker? 314 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,080 No. 315 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,200 Fucking arsehole! 316 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,800 See you later. 317 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,160 New car, Vincent? Very retro. 318 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,120 All I could get last minute. 319 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,680 - What are you wearing, man? - What? 320 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,080 - That get up. - It's what I wear at home. Yeah. 321 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,880 Not at home now. You're in t'bloody woods. 322 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,640 Well, you said it was an emergency. 323 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,480 It's not so urgent you couldn't put some pants on is all I'm saying. 324 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,800 - I've got some pants on. - Have you fuck. 325 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,160 - Is that a rabbit? - Yeah. 326 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,920 Aw, look at him. Hello. 327 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,240 - He's lovely. - Never mind the rabbit. 328 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,919 - Have you got boxers on under there? - Course I've got boxers on. 329 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,599 Well, show me, then. 330 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,640 All right. 331 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,680 - You… Fuck me. - [laughs] 332 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,520 - Ey, no. - Ey! 333 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:22,680 Look at that. Commando in the woods is how we're meant to live, Vincent. 334 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,960 It's tiny. You should be ashamed of yourself. 335 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,800 He's in a bad way, Vin. 336 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,520 His liver's dangerously enlarged, his heartbeat's way up, 337 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,520 his blood pressure's low. 338 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,560 If he keeps drinking, he's… 339 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,200 Well, he'll be dead in a few days. 340 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,760 Fuck! 341 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,600 Oh, fuck, he's gonna end up killing himself. He has to drink every day. 342 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,600 It's the only way he can cope. He's an addict. 343 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,240 Well, rehab clinic? 344 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,640 They're expensive. How much will that cost? 345 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,800 There's a pretty good facility quite near here. 346 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,160 I know the woman who runs it. 347 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,760 Melanie. 348 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,120 Fucking incredible. 349 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,400 - Oh, now, fuck… Now, no… - What? 350 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,120 - No, man. - What? 351 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,880 Not cool, you can't just segue 352 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,120 off my dad dying on to Melanie's incredible fucking blow jobs. 353 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,360 - Dinner parties. - That's not. Now, that… 354 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,080 - Chris. That's not... - She gives incredible dinner parties. 355 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,600 No one does that. Who does that at a dinner party? 356 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,080 - Do you want me to call her or not? - Yes, I fucking do. 357 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,680 He picked me up outside the Wood Street restaurant, 358 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,880 about half 10:00. 359 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,720 He said he was passing. 360 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,440 I thought it was a bit weird. 361 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,040 Anyway, I got in. 362 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,120 [Carl] Who were you at the restaurant with? 363 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,200 Er, he's a businessman. Like, a work thing. 364 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,200 Who? 365 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,360 Which businessman? 366 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,320 [clears throat] Well, that's irrelevant, innit? 367 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,440 Okay, so you got into Aaron's car. 368 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,360 And… tell me what happened. 369 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,720 He started to drive and he said… 370 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,560 So, how does it feel to be a free agent? 371 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,920 Or is there someone else on the scene? 372 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,480 No. No one else. Just didn't work out, me and Jake. 373 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,840 I know he can be a bit uptight. [chuckles] 374 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,240 Or was it the sex? 375 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,640 Please tell me he was terrible in bed. 376 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,840 I didn't wanna talk about Jake. 377 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,320 And I certainly didn't wanna talk about sex with him, 378 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,280 but he just kept going on, and on. 379 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,320 Not in an aggressive way, but, like, he was sort of enjoying it. 380 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,920 Anyway I had enough and I said… 381 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,920 You know what? I can… I can walk from here. 382 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,920 Oh, no, no. Don't worry. I can take you home. 383 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,400 Or we could go for a drink, if you like. 384 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,240 Er, home, please. 385 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,960 It's quite late. Let's go home. 386 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,040 And then he goes quiet. 387 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,240 And he was going faster and faster and faster… 388 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,400 - [car engine revs] - Aaron. 389 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,200 Aaron, slow down! 390 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,040 - Aaron. - One drink, Erin. Just one drink. 391 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,840 - You're gonna kill us. Please! - Who cares? 392 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,320 Me? I've got a son! Slow down! Now! 393 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,680 - One drink, Erin, and I'll slow down. - Fuck. Right, one drink! One drink! 394 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,000 Shit! 395 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,880 [tyres screech] 396 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,360 - Kiss me. - [seatbelt clicks] 397 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,720 Fuck off. 398 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,760 - Come on, one kiss. You'll like it. - Get off. 399 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,600 - I'm better than Jake. - Get your hand off me. Get off. 400 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,240 - What is it with you? - Get off! 401 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,280 - Aaron! - Screwed goody two shoes. 402 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,680 What's so special about him? I'm the real deal, Erin. 403 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,360 - I'm better than him, Erin. - Get off. Get off me now. 404 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,920 [slapping] 405 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 [breathes hard] 406 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,920 [car engine revs] 407 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,160 [car door closes] 408 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,080 [car roaring away] 409 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,680 Okay, listen, we'll go and speak with him straight away. 410 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,200 That's a serious assault. 411 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,520 I just kept thinking about my son. 412 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,560 What would happen to Tyler… 413 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,160 Yeah, I understand. 414 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,480 Would you like us to arrange a visit from Victim Support? 415 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,040 [voice falters] No. 416 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,760 'Ey. How's your Ronnie doing? 417 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,520 ["A Little Bit Of Rain" playing] 418 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,440 Is he still in prison? Theft, GBH. 419 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,160 - Lovely lad… - [music drowns out speech] 420 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:46,880 ♪ Trying to remember All the good times ♪ 421 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,400 ♪ Long days ♪ 422 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,720 ♪ Filled with sunshine ♪ 423 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:02,080 ♪ And just a little bit of rain ♪ 424 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,960 ♪ Mmm… ♪ 425 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,720 Melanie. Russell. 426 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,800 ♪ If you should look back ♪ 427 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:21,280 ♪ Try to forget all the bad times ♪ 428 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,640 ♪ The lonely blue and sad times ♪ 429 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,760 [imperceptible] 430 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,000 ♪ Just a little bit of rain… ♪ 431 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,480 Look, mate, we just need to, er, 432 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,720 take a statement down the station. 433 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,000 Sure, yeah. Glad to help, yeah. 434 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,560 ♪ Just a little bit of rain ♪ 435 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,120 ♪ Just a little bit of rain ♪ 436 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:26,440 ♪ Just a little bit of rain ♪ 437 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,680 He never sleeps. [chuckles dryly] 438 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,560 Fuck me. Never gets any rest at all. 439 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,760 He's always puking. 440 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,160 Or pissing himself. 441 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,400 Then he gets frustrated and angry. 442 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,320 [sniffles] 443 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,480 Rants to himself. 444 00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:01,120 Then smashes things up in the house, like fucking bottles and that. 445 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,200 TV might go over. 446 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,040 He never does anything too drastic, though, like, he never… 447 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,360 It's like even when he's fucking out of his mind, 448 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,280 there's this small part of him that thinks… 449 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,640 "I can't put a window through." You know, summat like that. 450 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,200 "Can't put a window through, I'll have to get a fucking guy to come round." 451 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,720 [Chris chuckles] 452 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,040 "Spend money that I haven't got." 453 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,640 "He's gonna see the state of my house." 454 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,920 I really miss my dad. 455 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,920 [sniffles] 456 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,920 Come here. Come on. 457 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,800 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 458 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,680 - What? - Sorry. 459 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,800 - Are you all right? - Ow! Jesus! 460 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,240 Argh! 461 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,000 - You burn your arse? - Yeah. 462 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,840 - [laughs] - Ahh. 463 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,520 ["Little Boxes" playing] 464 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,200 ♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky ♪ 465 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,640 ♪ Little Boxes, little boxes ♪ 466 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,760 ♪ Little boxes all the same ♪ 467 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,240 ♪ There's a green one, then a pink one ♪ 468 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,280 ♪ And a blue one and a yellow one ♪ 469 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,240 ♪ And they're all made Out of ticky-tacky ♪ 470 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,040 ♪ And they all look just the same ♪ 471 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,320 ♪ And they all play on the golf course ♪ 472 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,320 ♪ And drink their martini dry ♪ 473 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,800 ♪ And they all have pretty children ♪ 474 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,280 ♪ And the children go to school ♪ 475 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,840 ♪ And the children go to summer camp ♪ 476 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,520 ♪ And then to the university ♪ 477 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,240 ♪ And they all get put in boxes ♪ 478 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,440 ♪ And they all come out the same ♪ 479 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,080 - He says you attacked him. - He's chatting shit. 480 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,480 He says you were drunk, legless, and you came onto him. 481 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,320 When he rebuffed you, you got aggressive. 482 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,480 What, and you believe him, do you? 483 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,760 Give us the name of the man in the restaurant. 484 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,880 - For fuck sake, I can't, I can't. - Why not? 485 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,640 Because I can't. 486 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,120 Without evidence, it's just your word against Aaron's. 487 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,920 - All right, fine. - Nice… 488 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,120 middle class boy versus… 489 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,400 you. 490 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,520 Why don't you go and bum a fucking dog, Carl? 491 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,200 Go on. Go and bum a dog. 492 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,680 Get out. Get out of my house, right now. 493 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,080 - Go on. - That's probably everything, then. 494 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,920 ♪ Since you've been gone Since you've been gone ♪ 495 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,360 ♪ I'm out of my head Can't take it… ♪ 496 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,560 Hmm. 497 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,280 ♪ Oh, oh, oh… ♪ 498 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,160 Oh, fucking hell. He's shit, in't he? 499 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,160 - Yeah, I know. - It's delusional. 500 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,480 - They're a bunch of fat dads. - But he says if we give him a good slot 501 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,800 he'll pay for the stage, lights, and a mixing desk. 502 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,000 Fuck it, he's in, then. Have we got any good bands? 503 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,560 A couple of local bands, glad of the exposure, a few '90s bands. 504 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,160 - Oh? - And Mark Owen from Take That offered, 505 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,320 but I said we weren't that desperate. 506 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,920 - [laughter] - Who else? 507 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,240 - Well… only Europe's leading DJ. - Who's that? 508 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,720 Dead Moose. 509 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,880 - Bloody brilliant, that. Who's made that? - Erin. 510 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,800 - Where is she? - I haven't seen her for days. 511 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,120 She's not answering her phone. 512 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,440 How hard can it be? Drop a few tunes, mix 'em together. 513 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,200 - What's going on here, then? - What the… 514 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,400 Well, wouldn't you like to know? 515 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,160 Get the fuck out of my house. 516 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,160 I would like to know, because I see a lot of coming and going 517 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,000 and I know you're up to something. 518 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,600 Oh, well, you know what they say. 519 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,120 Nosey shot the crow. 520 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,320 No one says that. 521 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,440 What? Course they do. 522 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,080 - Have you ever heard that? - No, never heard that. 523 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,160 Course you have! Fucking… 524 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,520 Nosey shot the crow. 525 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,440 Fucking, you know, don't be… 526 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:25,080 Don't be sticking that, your nose, where it doesn't belong. 527 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,320 It makes no sense. If Nosey's sticking his beak in, 528 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,840 why does he shoot the crow? 529 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,800 What's the crow done and how's that punishment? 530 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,480 - The crow that's come off worse. - He's got a point, Jim. 531 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,040 That is… It's just a fucking… you know… 532 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,840 a proverb, a fucking… 533 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,120 Softly, softly, catchy monkey. 534 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,880 Yeah, and who the fuck goes around catching monkeys? 535 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,880 Those little buggers shift fast. 536 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,920 It don't matter how softly you go, you wanna catch a monkey, 537 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,520 you need a bag of peanuts, and even then there's no guarantee. 538 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,600 Thank God we sorted it in the end, though, eh? 539 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,440 Piss off, will you? 540 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,720 I will, but I'll leave you with this. 541 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:05,360 Clause 7C, section 14 of the public events act, 1973. 542 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,840 "Permission must be sought and agreed 543 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,720 "by any neighbour within a two-mile radius." 544 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,520 And for you, that's me. 545 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,880 Have that, Nosey. 546 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,880 Crow's fighting back. 547 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,440 You blonde prick! 548 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,320 Polish arsehole! 549 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,560 - Fuck off! - [door closes] 550 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,600 That's a problem. 551 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,400 [door locking system buzzes] 552 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,240 Erin. Erin. 553 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,000 Erin, Erin, Erin. 554 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,360 Erin. 555 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,440 What's all this? 556 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,960 - What's all what? - This. This. This… 557 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,560 Oh, yeah, I get it. You can you see me aura? 558 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,920 No, but I can see your hippie beads, and what is that on your neck? 559 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,160 Yeah, check it out, man. You know what that is? 560 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,120 Buddha, the God of wonder. 561 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,560 - Why have you got it? - The er… the Ronald Horatio Croft 562 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,680 - that you used to exist… - Yeah? 563 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,800 [whistles] Born again. 564 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,080 Okay, I've been converted. 565 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,240 - I've seen the light, Erin. - [scoffs] 566 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,160 - Which means I'm three things. - What? 567 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,760 I'm peace. I'm love, 568 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,000 and I'm fucking understanding, Erin. 569 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,560 - Well… - So, it don't matter, that the, the, 570 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,520 like, like, my, my, my cell mate, you know, 571 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:25,480 who's fucking irritating, and he is, he is, you know. 572 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,800 He scratches his arsehole just raw. 573 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,000 Not even through pants, with his fingers direct. 574 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,280 He pisses about with all the liquorice bits in between his toes. 575 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,000 - Fucking hell, it's disgusting. - It's fucking disgusting, Erin. 576 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,120 But it don't matter 'cause of how I am these days. 577 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:45,200 All right? Nothing can, kind of, penetrate my inner zen. 578 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,240 And all I say is that that is Jah Rastafari. 579 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,400 - Yeah. I get it, it's a ploy. - What? 580 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,520 - What's a ploy? - To get out early. I get it. 581 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,720 - A ploy? - Yeah. 582 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,640 Wow. Can you believe that? 583 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,880 - Who are you talking to? - Erin, do you know what? 584 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,520 I've already set my foot. [mimics explosion] 585 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,920 - Oh, my God. - On the road to Domestos. 586 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,320 - Oh, Damascus. - Erin, 587 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,360 - I've genuinely opened up a new leaf. - Why do you always get it wrong? 588 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,560 It's turned over. 589 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,000 Turned over a new leaf, whatever, der, der, der, der. 590 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,520 But do you know what I'm a bit like at the minute? 591 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,720 - What? - I'm a little bit like a bald John Lennon. 592 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,720 - Right. - I'm out there, just searching, pow, 593 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,480 searching for me Yoko. 594 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,840 - [laughs] - Okay? 595 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,720 I'm not saying actually Yoko, you know, 596 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,800 'cause, like, she was a bit weird, wasn't she? 597 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,720 Not in, like, a racist way, or anything like that, but like… 598 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,480 Like Yoko, but a fit Yoko, blonde, I don't know. 599 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,560 Jah Rastafari to that, sir. 600 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,680 Anyway… How are you? Come on. Come on. 601 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,640 [sighs] Anyway… [clears throat] 602 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,360 Do you remember in school 603 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,320 when I got locked in the bogs with Mark Carver? 604 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,400 - He tried to feel… - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 605 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,080 I just fucking bat him straight in the sink. 606 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,480 But, well, the old me, that was the old me, man. 607 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,240 - That was so aggressive. - You said, 608 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,600 if anything happened like that again, I need to tell you. 609 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,680 Yeah? 610 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,120 Oh, you fuck… 611 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,200 Do you know what we're gonna have to do about this? 612 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,800 - What? - Let's bless their soul. 613 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,560 Join me and gain redemption. 614 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,080 Om… 615 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,360 Ronnie. 616 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,520 - Ronnie? - Om… 617 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,840 - Ronnie, what are you doing? - It's like Buddhism. 618 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,400 Ronnie, please stop om-ing. Stop it. 619 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,280 Erin, if I don't om, I'll do… I'll do summat else. Or om with me. 620 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,560 - You are embarrassing me. - Om… 621 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,560 Stop. Everyone's looking. People are looking at you now. 622 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,840 - Stop it. You know what, forget it? - I think you're right to be honest. 623 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,280 - It does get you a little bit. - People are looking you. 624 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,160 - You don't even care, do you? - Fuck, the monks do it for ages, man. 625 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,160 They sit at the top of a mountain saying, "om." 626 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,280 - Fuck's sake. - But they look cool when they do it. 627 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,040 No, they don't. You certainly don't. 628 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,080 Turn round. 629 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,080 ["Sunflower" playing] 630 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,440 Remember? If it squeals, we gag it. 631 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,280 If it fights, we bag it. 632 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,280 [Ash] You been working on that little rhyme? 633 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,200 No, actually, I just came up with it. 634 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,600 [JJ] Why have you taken your balaclava off to talk? 635 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,440 I like you to see my face. 636 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,440 Does that not defeat the purpose of wearing it in the first place? 637 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,240 Let's just get on with it, shall we? Fucking hell. 638 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,200 [lock clunks] 639 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,960 - [Tommo] Where is the little bastard? - [Ash] Probably asleep. 640 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,600 [JJ] Interestingly, 641 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,440 they have very similar sleep cycles to humans, pigs. 642 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,960 You know when you start a sentence "interestingly," 643 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,880 it's important to honour that promise. 644 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,720 Shit, Shirley! Fuck. 645 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,120 - [Ash] You said he wasn't home! - Fucking Jesus Christ. 646 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,760 - What the fuck… - [JJ] Hang on. 647 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,240 - He's sleep walking. - [Tommo] Oh, me heart stopped. 648 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,120 Jesus Christ, that's taken years off me, that has, years. 649 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,480 Who fucking sleepwalks? Don't shine it on him. 650 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,800 It's very common, actually. Some people sleep eat, sleep drive. 651 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,200 And in my experience, even furiously sleep masturbate. 652 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,960 [Shirley coughs] 653 00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:14,800 - Fucking hell. - [Ash] Come on, lads. 654 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,639 It's not in here, lads. Bernard. 655 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,080 - Oh… - [JJ] What's this? 656 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,639 [grunting] 657 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,600 [laughter] 658 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:29,280 - He has it in bed with him? - Each to their own. You grab it. 659 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,920 - You grab it. - JJ? 660 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,600 - Go on, grab it. - Oh, Christ's sake. 661 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,159 Come on, JJ. 662 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,000 Here, piggy, piggy. 663 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,840 Ah! 664 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,480 ["Una Zebra A Pois" playing] 665 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,320 [singing in Italian] 666 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,560 - [music pauses] - Fucking hell. 667 00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:59,120 - Ah! - JJ? 668 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,680 Well, you try fucking holding a wriggling pig. 669 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,760 - Come on, then. - [music resumes] 670 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,080 [continues singing in Italian] 671 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,440 - [music ends] - Here we go! 672 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,400 - [Vinnie] He does talk. - [Tyler] He doesn't. 673 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,720 He does. Watch him. [high-pitched] Give me a biscuit. 674 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,240 - That was you. - No, it was him. 675 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,960 - It was you. - [laughs] 676 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,680 Can I ask you a question, man to man? 677 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,680 Your mum… I don't know. 678 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,640 She just don't seem herself. 679 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,680 It's ever since the police came. 680 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,560 Hmm? The police? 681 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,480 They came one day. And Sugar said it was about a bad man. 682 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,880 A bad man. 683 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,760 Do you know who the bad man was? 684 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,000 No. 685 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,280 But mum knows because she had to tell them all about him. 686 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,520 All right. Give me a love. 687 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,120 - [door opens] - You go and put your bag upstairs. 688 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,680 - Hi, Aunty Sugar! - I thought you were having him all day. 689 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,040 I'm sorry. My dad's gone AWOL from rehab. 690 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,640 I have to look for him. I've got to nick a car and everything. 691 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,640 - I'll come with you. - You stay here with Tyler. 692 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,520 Tyler can be looked after by Sugar, it's fine. 693 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,320 [Jim] Oh, here we fucking go. 694 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,720 Where's my pig? Where's Bernard? 695 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,840 - No idea what you're talking about. - You know that's my pride and joy. 696 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,520 I don't know anything about your stupid blonde life. 697 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,920 [mobile chimes] 698 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,160 [Ash chuckles] 699 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,280 [laughs] 700 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,400 Funny, is it? A man's love for a fellow creature? 701 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,480 I hear you sleep with it. 702 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,520 Not with it. Same room. 703 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,400 - [laughs] - I'm not bumming it. 704 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,240 Oh. Under the covers, I heard. 705 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,000 - So, you did fucking steal it. - Oh, not me! 706 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:09,080 Tucked up in bed, me, alone. [laughs] 707 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,760 [laughter] 708 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,280 Oh! Fine! Have your fucking festival. 709 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,080 And I hope it fucking rains. 710 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,920 And I hope your land gets ruined and you can't grow any more crops. 711 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,960 And you go bankrupt, 712 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,360 and die poor and fucking lonely! 713 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,520 - Bring back Bernard! - Oi, Paslowski! 714 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,720 Your pig's a cunt. 715 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,560 Your pig's a cunt! 716 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,640 Fucking… 717 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,240 Tyler said the police have been round. 718 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,080 Yeah, they have. 719 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,160 - So, are you gonna tell me why? - No. 720 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,480 - Why not? - Because. 721 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,760 Erin, if someone's hurt you, I swear to God... 722 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,920 Vinnie, just look for your dad. 723 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,960 - [honks horn] - Bitch! 724 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,800 - Oh, shit. - What? 725 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,120 Get out the car. 726 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,280 You're no goddess. 727 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,600 You're nothing but a common fucking thief! 728 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,280 Oi! What you… 729 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,680 Bastard! You're lucky you've run. 730 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,320 Pound shop Eminem! 731 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,320 Erin. Oi. Erin. 732 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,400 Oi. Stop it. 733 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,760 What's going on? 734 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,880 Listen to me. You're gonna have to tell me what's going on. 735 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,160 We'll stand here till you do. I know summat's happened. 736 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,160 I can't tell you, Vinnie. 737 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,880 Erin, please. 738 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,320 What's happened? 739 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,000 [sighs] Fuck. 740 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,560 Someone hurt me. Okay? 741 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,640 Who was it? 742 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,720 Erin, you have to tell me. 743 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,640 It was Aaron. It was Jake's… It was Jake's brother. 744 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,560 He attacked me in his car. 745 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,520 He tried to kiss me and… [sighs] 746 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,240 Then tried to run me over, left me in the dirt at the side of the road. 747 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,320 I was scared, Vin. 748 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,240 Honestly, I thought something terrible was gonna happen. 749 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,760 It's all right. I'll deal with it. 750 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,520 - No, I don't want you… No, honestly… - Hey, listen, to me. 751 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,880 You're my friend. 752 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,080 And you're the mother of me child, I'm gonna deal with it. 753 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,160 - No, Vin, please. No… - Come here. 754 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,400 - Sweetheart, it's all right. - Vinnie, I'm fine, honestly. 755 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,640 You go home now. Go and be with Tyler. 756 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,640 Vin, don't. 757 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,760 Vinnie? 758 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,560 ["Burn The Witch" playing] 759 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,720 ♪ Avoid all eye contact ♪ 760 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,840 ♪ Do not react ♪ 761 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:58,240 ♪ This is a low-flying panic attack ♪ 762 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,200 Oh, shit. 763 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,680 ♪ Of sixpence that goes ♪ 764 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:09,680 ♪ Burn the witch ♪ 765 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:19,520 ♪ Burn the witch ♪ 766 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,680 [imperceptible] 767 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:28,720 ♪ We know where you live ♪ 768 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:39,160 ♪ We know where you live… ♪ 769 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,400 [train's horn blares] 770 00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,720 [imperceptible] 771 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,920 [train's horn blares] 772 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,920 [train's horn blares] 773 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,440 [chokes] 774 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,320 [wind whistles] 775 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,600 ["Is This Man Bothering You?" playing] 776 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,240 ♪ Check the latest updates ♪ 777 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,880 ♪ Sing me all your news ♪ 778 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:49,280 ♪ Come around five times a day ♪ 779 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:53,040 ♪ You felt it so it's true ♪ 780 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,280 ♪ Is this man ♪ 781 00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:01,120 ♪ Bothering you? ♪ 782 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,360 ["Rocks" playing] 783 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,080 Here we go! 784 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,120 Are you guys ready to rock? 785 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,800 ♪ Dealers keep dealing Thieves keep thieving ♪ 786 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,080 ♪ Bitches keep on bitching Ain't no use in praying ♪ 787 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,960 ♪ That's the way it's staying, baby… ♪ 788 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,360 - Dylan? - Yeah? 789 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,200 - Can I have a word with you? - Okay. 790 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,960 - It's important. I just need to… - What? 791 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,800 - Just go in. - No, Erin, it absolutely stinks in here. 792 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,080 I'm sorry. 793 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,880 For everything. I'm erm… 794 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,040 I'm sorry I lied about the baby. 795 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,000 I'm sorry I lied to you about Vinnie. 796 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,720 I fucked up, Dylan. 797 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,240 And I know you've moved on and that's great 798 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,320 because Sara seems really lovely. 799 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,000 I hate that. 800 00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,680 Erm… 801 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,880 Anyway, I just wanted to say that I am really, really sorry. 802 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,520 And if I could turn back the clock, I will. 803 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,440 ["Behave" playing] 804 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,560 ♪ I don't have a clue how to behave ♪ 805 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,680 ♪ When I'm around you ♪ 806 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,600 ♪ When I'm around you ♪ 807 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,120 ♪ When I'm around you ♪ 808 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,560 ♪ When I'm around… ♪ 809 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,600 Hiya, Vinnie. 810 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,880 Oh, hiya, love. Are you all right? 811 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,440 - Yeah, have you seen Dylan? - Eh? Er… 812 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,280 Nah. Healing fields probably. 813 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,000 Yeah. Here, do you want that? 814 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,920 - Yeah. - Yeah? I'll come with you. 815 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:48,200 [JJ] Is he proposing? 816 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,040 How do you fancy giving them two love birds the best present ever? 817 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,240 - Let's go and get married. - Your cousin's wedding. 818 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,960 This one isn't just for money, it's for love. 819 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,040 Dylan? 820 00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,920 What am I supposed to do with that? 821 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,120 They found his body. They've linked him to me. 822 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,120 - Hey! Hey! - What the fuck have you told Sara? 823 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,480 - Grab this and I will get the elephant. - What the fuck! 824 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,200 ["I Got So Much Trouble In My Mind" playing] 825 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,160 ♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪ 826 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,560 ♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪ 827 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,480 ♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪ 828 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,840 ♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪ 829 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,920 ♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪